Oh hiya. Did you have a good week? Here's some stuff you might have missed that doesn't really matter all that much. It is fun, though. We call it #notthenews
Joel Madden kicked off his week with John Feldmann and these handsome devils. They're baaaaaaaack.
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This week we discovered that The Blackout's Bob doesn't get along with seasoning.
Cracking a whole black peppercorn in your teeth is like a mouth grenade. Jesus, Titty-fucking Christ.— James Davies (@Bobgotbored) February 9, 2015
Gavin, however, needs to learn that we should respect out elders. (We still giggled at the thought.)
I love it when old women drive down the wrong way of a duel carriage way. It's a top laugh.— Gavin Butler (@GavinTBO) February 10, 2015
All Time Low's Jack Barakat revealed his forbidden chat-up lines.
Guess where I'm taking you pic.twitter.com/ClL8u8ip5j— Jack Barakat (@JackAllTimeLow) February 9, 2015
Elsewhere in All Time Low land, they did a football.
Had a great time at the Man U game! Thanks SJM!!! pic.twitter.com/sM04YbCZSY— Jack Barakat (@JackAllTimeLow) February 11, 2015
Nick Diener from The Swellers' dog is a ruddy idiot.
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It's all brotherly love from The Swellers boys, though.
@nickdiener MOM TALKS TO YOU?!— Jonathan Diener (@jonodiener) February 10, 2015
Seriously though, The Swellers need to stop winning social media this week.
Joe Savins from Mallory Knox appears to be losing control of his life.
5am "will McDonald's let me walk through the drive thru?" debate is happening.— Joe Savins (@joesavins) February 10, 2015
While bassist Sam Douglas has been struggling with his coolness complex.
My iPod just went from Drake to A$AP Rocky on shuffle and I've never felt more cooler in my entire life.— Sam Douglas (@Sam_Mallory) February 11, 2015
Mallory Knox came on after though. The dreams over.— Sam Douglas (@Sam_Mallory) February 11, 2015
Poor Sam. Everyone go tell Sam that his music's cool, too.
Meanwhile, Keith from Every Time I Die was having a disappointing Tuesday.
when I got an alert that "Garbage" was trending on facebook I thought my time had finally come. but alas.— keith buckley (@deathoftheparty) February 10, 2015
Asking Alexandria's Ben Bruce had a headache. A damn fine headache.
Got a crazy head ache right now and my beagle won't stop barking! I THINK he is just yelling "YOU LOOK AMAZING" at me...can't be sure though— Ben Bruce (@benjaminbruce) February 10, 2015
In other AA news, Sam Bettley is still referring to dogs as "little horses".
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Danny Worsnop and Andy Biersack from Black Veil Brides got a bit cosy.
... And then I blacked the fuck out. pic.twitter.com/elFqpTtzie— Danny Worsnop (@dannyworsnop) February 8, 2015
Man Overboard's Nik Bruzzese revealed a deeply-buried childhood memory.
When I was a kid I went around school saying "Hootie and the BlowJob" for a solid day. Had no idea what a blowjob or a Hootie was..— nik bruzzese (@DuckPondJIX) February 13, 2015
While The Story So Far's Kelen Capener had this First World Problem:
My biggest pet peeve is when my Judas Priest CDs get switched with Buddhist Priest and I'm forced to spend my drive in meditative silence— Kelen Capener (@KelenKeller38) February 13, 2015
The Ghost Inside's Jim Riley is always thinkin' 'bout dem gainz.
And cmon. Acacia Strain, Gideon, In Hearts Wake. We might as well open up a powerlifting gym in the pit on this tour. What a playlist.— The Jim Riley (@SpartaDTD) February 10, 2015
...and to round things off, here's Carl. In a car.
Jesus take the wheel https://t.co/HWiWBCyuK1— LORD ZILLA THE FIRST (@FRONZ1LLA) February 8, 2015
Anywho, we're off to go chill out for a couple of days and tell our pets we love them (bc Valentine's Day, duh). Why not pick up the latest issue of Rock Sound for your sweetheart?