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This Is Not The News (Maybe Next Week, But Probably Not): All The Small Stuff You Missed This Week

Andy Biddulph
Andy Biddulph 20 March 2015 at 15.25

Lots of nonsense happened on the internet over the past seven days. Here are the bits that made us laugh.

All Time Low play Wembley Arena tonight. It sounds like Jack Barakat has a, uh, *surprise* in store.

Paramore's Hayley Williams went shopping and - as we all do - pulled this face next to the Nutella.

You Me At Six man and birthday boy Matt Barnes' cat does not approve of violent video games.


I don't think @sebastian_puss likes me playing GTA...

A photo posted by Matt Barnes (@mattmeatsix) on

Andy from Every Time I Die fell off a chair.

It was St Patrick's Day on Tuesday. PVRIS have a song called 'St Patrick', but more importantly they posted this photo of a tiny pig with a shopping trolley.

Dav and Jacko from Bury Tomorrow confirmed once and for all that everything looks dirty in slow motion.


Pre Show work out with @jackobt #GorgeousGuysGettingGunsOut

A video posted by Davyd Winter-Bates (@swearboxdj) on

Knuckle Puck described their new album using only emojis. Sounds *thumbs up emoji*

Tay We Are The In Crowd did us all proud.


Eating noodles with my hands like no ones watching...but now you're watching. Good to be home!

A photo posted by Tay Jardine (@tayjardine) on

Bert from Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! got a little confused by the #ezrevival. It's coming.

Mallory Knox released a raunchy video this week, and bassist Sam Douglas answered the question on everyone's lips.

And that's Friday. Happy weekend! If you're heading to the shops over the next couple of days, why not pick up our latest mag?

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