First things first, Attila man Fronz bought a cat. Fronz called his cat Carl.
CARLLLLLL pic.twitter.com/PTN6nXyVzG— LORD ZILLA THE FIRST (@FRONZ1LLA) September 7, 2014
Bury Tomorrow are currently touring down under, and Dani BT hung out with a thoroughly unimpressed kangaroo. That's Dani Winter-Bates you're sat next to there, you mug!
Danny Worsnop of Asking Alexandria fame overshared. A lot.
Poop time. pic.twitter.com/4GoqjpzQA4— Danny Worsnop (@dannyworsnop) September 7, 2014
Mallory Knox released a new track and added a second London show this week, but that paled in comparison to Joe Savins' plans...
I just asked The Chase official twitter to follow me. Never asked that before and it would be my finest ever moment.— Joe Savins (@joesavins) September 9, 2014
Someone else got a little too excited about daytime television, too. We're looking at you, Don Broco's Rob Damiani.
Oooooo they've changed the set design for loose women! #faveshow— Rob Damiani (@RobDamiani) September 12, 2014
Skler Acord's girlfriend commandeered his Twitter account for a while, and laid down some cold, hard truths about the Issues bassist...
Secret #2: his booty is ticklish— Skyler Acord (@Skyduck64) September 10, 2014
...and he's still reeling.
What happened to my twitter— Skyler Acord (@Skyduck64) September 10, 2014
Back in the animal kingdom, Rou from Enter Shikari revealed he loves bees. Bloody loves them.
There are 267 species of bee in the UK! ����������������������— Rou Reynolds (@RouReynolds) September 9, 2014
Motley Crue legend Nikki Sixx revealed his love for... Yellowcard? #supportnewmusic
Diggin Yellowcards new single One Bedroom. #SupportNewMusic— Nikki Sixx (@NikkiSixx) September 10, 2014
The Twin Atlantic lads played a spot of mini golf. McGolfy strikes again!
And Rock Sound snapper Mark Forrer did a funny.
A big funny.
And on that note, we'll catch you next week. If you want to know what's actually worth talking about from this week, just head to the news / features / reviews sections of our website. Anywhere but here, really.