This Is Not The News: All The Small Stuff You Missed This Week

The week began with Labour MP Ed Balls declaring his love for Paramore.

Worth watching Paramore at Reading/Leeds on BBC3 - Hayley Williams is staggeringly energetic...

— Ed Balls (@edballsmp) August 22, 2014

Which is... cool.

Ex-Sleeping With Sirens man Jesse Lawson made very little sense on the internet.

(Caption reads: "Original since 1966.. But, was born in '89")

Neck Deep revealed West's inner emo...

“@neckdep: @NeckDeepUK did any of u fuckers have emo phases” west was in the MCRmy

— Neck Deep (@NeckDeepUK) August 24, 2014

...then they got a bit sassy.

“@chanxelm: @NeckDeepUK my brother calls you guys "neck deep in shit"” I'm gonna kick your brothers ass

— Neck Deep (@NeckDeepUK) August 24, 2014

Asking Alexandria's Ben Bruce found enough time between smoking cigarettes in slow motion to... celebrate his goat's birthday?
In other news, BEN BRUCE HAS A GOAT?!

Telle from The Word Alive's dog managed to take a selfie.

So I taught @Team_Colby how to take selfies. �� pic.twitter.com/J0c69KZ1ZW

— Telle Smith (@TelleTWA) August 25, 2014

Which is, y'know, impressive.

While Ken and Hiro Crossfaith got cosy with Hundred Reasons man Colin Doran.


Elsewhere, Blitz Kids' Jono Yates bumped into a local football legend down Sainos.

Just bumped into Dario Gradi in Sainsbury's. Legend. pic.twitter.com/iyniTthk1M

— Jono Yates (@jonoBLITZ) August 26, 2014

Don Broco's Rob Damiani got totally fabulous at Leeds Festival.

Dance for me @RobDamiani of @DonBroco...dance for me... http://t.co/EZyPcCxh9B

— Mark Forrer (@markforrer) August 26, 2014

Twin Atlantic man Sam McTrusty went shopping for golf gear and thus became Sam McGOLFY forevermore.

Twin Atlantic's @sammctrusty getting warmed up with an #SLDR @TMPCBelfry pic.twitter.com/UIG422I0er

— TaylorMadeGolfEurope (@TaylorMadeTour) August 28, 2014

Heh. McGolfy.

Ashton from 5 Seconds Of Summer lived up to the STRAYA, MATE cliches.

Txt from mum : "hey ash, there's a kangaroo on the front lawn, the kids are scared" cliche Australian life back at home lol

— Ashton Irwin (@Ashton5SOS) August 27, 2014

While We Came As Romans man Joshua Moore reminisced about that time he hung out with a kangaroo / wallaby (WE JUST DON'T KNOW)


Aaaaand Matty Mullins' dog made another slow-motion appearance on the internet. This one's a little bit more PG, thanfully.

Blink-182 man Tom Delonge spent an evening chasing little green men. Possibly.

And finally, Zac Man Overboard stumbled across some classic lyrical inspiration.

This song is basically an ode to this one pair of cargo shorts ive had since 2006

— Zac Eisenstein (@ZacOvrboard) August 29, 2014

Big week, eh? We'll be back on Monday for more actual news. Promise.