Between Foo Fighters sending the internet on a game of cat-and-mouse, New Found Glory announcing their return and Neck Deep hitting the cover of Rock Sound, it's been a big week for actual news. Here's some of the other stuff you might have missed.
The mighty Vans Warped Tour played its final show for another year, and Neck Deep saw it out in style.
Danny Worsnop, Asking Alexandria frontman, rock celebrity and professional mate-maker had a beer with Bodycount. Imagine being a fly on the wall for that one.
Meanwhile, London mash-up newcomers The One Hundred covered Iggy Azalea. Because why not, eh?
We've all made mistakes, and believe us when we say there are a few terrible tattoos in the Rock Sound office. But this one of Memphis May Fire's Matty Mullins takes the biscuit / cake / needle.
Definitely the worst tattoo we've seen this week. Definitely.
Ben Lower Than Atlantis had a bit of a mare on Tuesday. Just doner ask him about it.
Trying to call the doctors all morning but just realised i've been calling my local kebab shop instead. ��— Ben Sansom (@Benlta) August 5, 2014
Rou Enter Shikari did a bit of life admin and changed things up at home.
Now I’ve got my own house, I’m switching to @ecotricity �� ✌️��✌️— Rou Reynolds (@RouReynolds) August 6, 2014
Good choice, Rou. Let us know how those bills look in the next quarter.
Wade from Gallows dressed up as a priest and stood next to a Ferrari for some reason.
You've got to admit, the man looks SHARP.
Staying with Gallows, one disgruntled human on the internet got a bit confused on Tuesday.
Unsurprisingly, the original tweet got deleted. But not before Lags from the band had himself a good chuckle.
This kid knows his shit! Haha pic.twitter.com/xvFjWmmR0g— Laurent Barnard (@LagsFTW) August 5, 2014
As did Frank Turner.
Elsewhere, the mayor of Boston, Massachussetts declared August 06 Godsmack Day.
Bin for that guy.
Zac from Man Overboard asked an American businessman for a hefty donation.
.@mcuban if you loan me 1 million dollars i will do something rad and later give you more than a million dollars back— Zac Eisenstein (@ZacOvrboard) August 7, 2014
We're not sure how that one's panned out just yet.
In more local news, Yashin's Harry Radford went to the cricket.
While Mallory Knox's Dave Rawling had a life-changing moment.
Just did a sit down wee. Utterly liberating!!— Dave Rawling (@Daveknox89) August 7, 2014
You never forget your first, mate.
Max You Me At Six got his lumberjack on.
Rob Lynch came back from Warped Tour, released a new song, then promptly got in a bin.
Bury Tomorrow's Dav Winter-Bates dropped this knowledgebomb on the world.
Why does everyone assume the Devil is the most metal? Jesus could turn water into fucking WINE! You KNOW he could shred a solo or 2 haha— Lord Winter-Bates (@swearboxdj) August 8, 2014
Chris Motionless In White's big butt obsession was made public by one eagle-eyed fan.
@RainaLBarela I like big butts and cannot lie.— Chris Motionless (@ChrisMotionless) August 1, 2014
Aaaaaaand finally: we spent a LOT of time giggling over the realisation that Mike Duce with a beard looks a bit like Hank Scorpio.
...or Hank Scorpio?
Enjoy your weekend. We'll be back on Monday with some actual things worth reading about. Promise.