Stuff that's been happening that isn't the Olympics.
Before we get to the funny bits, celebrations are in order because... THERE'S A BMTH BABY!
Me and Em are proud to announce the arrival of our beautiful little boy.— Jordan Fish (@JordanFish86) August 17, 2016
Eliot George Fish - born 4.17am, 7lbs 4oz. pic.twitter.com/emqLV1yS4P
Congratulations to Jordan and Em on the birth of their son.
In other news, Fall Out Boy's Twitter account got hacked this week...
...which sent Twenty One Pilots fans into meltdown...
...and Scottish people were left bemused by the band using this known Scottish insult for absolutely no reason at all.
Being on tour makes it hard to go to the gym, so Don Broco have to make do on stage...
Enter Shikari's Rou got descriptive
#IMadeASynthTodayThat sounds like an inebriated elephant after hearing that his missus has been 'trunking' another elephant— Rou Reynolds (@RouReynolds) August 16, 2016
And Creeper's Will Ghould had a terrible time.
Threw up in my hair last night.— William (@willghould) August 15, 2016
Warped Tour is over, which means Knuckle Puck have got to get back to the really important stuff
Thank you all for an unreal summer on the @VansWarpedTour. Time to go home, get some sleep, pet some dogs and finish Stranger Things.— Knuckle Puck (@KnucklePuckIL) August 16, 2016
Bury Tomorrow's Davyd had a bit of tummy trouble
Guys I won't lie to you, I'm now fully regretting the entire plate of deep fried jalapeños now— A$AP FATDAV (@swearboxdj) August 15, 2016
And Chrissy is all of us having watched Stranger Things and thinking the demogorgon is going to get us
I need an invisibility cloak so when I get snacks at night I don't have to worry about the monsters when I turn the lights off again.— Chrissy Costanza (@ChrissyCostanza) August 16, 2016
Heading out this weekend? Go pick up a copy of the magazine from your local stockist.