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This Is Not The News (It’s Back!): All The Small Stuff You Missed This Month

Andy Biddulph
Andy Biddulph 7 August 2015 at 15.47

Lots of newsworthy things have happened over the last month or so. You won't find many of them here.

Well, aside from announcing a band new album and doing all that umbrella stuff, BMTH's Oli Sykes got married. N'aww.


In other Bring Me The Horizon news - THAT'S A COOL DOG, JORDAN FISH.


Tay Dogdine happened.

 

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A photo posted by Tay Jardine (@tayjardine) on


PVRIS continued to be awesome.


Mark Hoppus explained his joke. GET IT?! Because Blink-182.


Matt Barnes from You Me At Six had the worst day ever.


Alf. Just Alf.


5 Seconds Of Summer did some textbook trolling.


Lower Than Atlantis man Mike Duce got in the sea.


Keith Buckley is not a Weird Al fan.


Knuckle Puck orchestrated some cool circle pit action.


Zac Man Overboard had a problem we can all relate to.


...and Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!'s Paul outed himself as one of those #lad types.


Oh, and Gabe Sleeping With Sirens has tiny nipples. Thanks, internet.

 

Smallest nips in the game right here! �� #killinit #nipgame

A photo posted by Gabe Barham (@gabebarham) on


So that was a whistlestop tour of the internet. Weird.

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