These Are The Best Tweets Of The Week

Jack Rogers 22 September 2017 at 15.47

The Internet strikes again.

This is just wrong

Starbucks needa make a pickle flavored latte ��
— SLiME DADDY (@FRONZ1LLA) September 21, 2017

Enema At The Gate, right? Right?!?!

5:30am and someone at the airport just had their full enema bottle confiscated at security. Good morning.
— [email protected]®|{ µø₽₽û§��️‍�� (@markhoppus) September 17, 2017

The future is now.

Third time in Japan and the fact that you can buy a roll that's already buttered from 7-Eleven still blows my mind.
— Chrissy Costanza (@ChrissyCostanza) September 19, 2017

The best, forever and always.

Dear @GreggsOfficial,
Let's grow old together.
Yours sincerely,
Everyone, ever.
— Alex Adam (@alexjamesadam) September 21, 2017

omg.

Luke: "You guys wanna get some drinks?"
Me: "I got vodka, cider and wine."
Luke: "It's 2pm I meant coffee."
— josh brozzesi (@joshwithcon) September 19, 2017

Life comes at you fast.

I'm looking at porcelain Pomeranian figures on Ebay. It's 5:12am.
— Mike Duce (@MikeDuce) September 17, 2017

The best sort of first impressions.

My friend just introduced me to a bunch of ppl ive never met while i was eating guacamole out of my sleeve ��
— The usual aplomb (@BonAtlantic) September 22, 2017

We must protect him at all costs.

UK. WE LANDED. SO FAR NONE OF THE 3 PEOPLE I'VE THOUGHT WERE MACHINE GUN KELLY WERE ACTUALLY HIM. STOKED TO SEE YOU TOMORROW.
— Not Awsten Knight (@awsten) September 20, 2017