
These Are The Best Tweets Of The Week
The Internet strikes again.
This is just wrong
Starbucks needa make a pickle flavored latte ��
— SLiME DADDY (@FRONZ1LLA) September 21, 2017
Enema At The Gate, right? Right?!?!
5:30am and someone at the airport just had their full enema bottle confiscated at security. Good morning.
— [email protected]®|{ µø₽₽û§��️�� (@markhoppus) September 17, 2017
The future is now.
Third time in Japan and the fact that you can buy a roll that's already buttered from 7-Eleven still blows my mind.
— Chrissy Costanza (@ChrissyCostanza) September 19, 2017
The best, forever and always.
Dear @GreggsOfficial,
— Alex Adam (@alexjamesadam) September 21, 2017
Let's grow old together.
Yours sincerely,
Everyone, ever.
omg.
Luke: "You guys wanna get some drinks?"
— josh brozzesi (@joshwithcon) September 19, 2017
Me: "I got vodka, cider and wine."
Luke: "It's 2pm I meant coffee."
Life comes at you fast.
I'm looking at porcelain Pomeranian figures on Ebay. It's 5:12am.
— Mike Duce (@MikeDuce) September 17, 2017
The best sort of first impressions.
My friend just introduced me to a bunch of ppl ive never met while i was eating guacamole out of my sleeve ��
— The usual aplomb (@BonAtlantic) September 22, 2017
We must protect him at all costs.
UK. WE LANDED. SO FAR NONE OF THE 3 PEOPLE I'VE THOUGHT WERE MACHINE GUN KELLY WERE ACTUALLY HIM. STOKED TO SEE YOU TOMORROW.
— Not Awsten Knight (@awsten) September 20, 2017