Just another week of quality content on twitter dot com.
We were here the whole time. You were taking a bath. Time to dry off.
oh,i was taking a bath— tyler jøseph (@tylerrjoseph) August 19, 2018
That's the mood of 2018 let's gooooooooo
fuck it im goin for the world record of longest time spent on the verge of a mental breakdown let’s gooooo— mitty (@MitchelCave) August 17, 2018
There's not even an argument to be had here, honestly.
"Helena" by MCR is probably best song to ever come out of "the scene", there's an argument for a few songs off RIOT!! too, but I think given the timing and impact I'd still vote the former in this hypothetical poll in my head.— MikeFerri (@MikeFerri) August 20, 2018
Technology continues to let us down
Tryin to 3D print some Mac n cheese.— pw (@petewentz) August 3, 2018
There's a lot to unpack here
Bend the knee pic.twitter.com/1yPUEijVke— Rob Damiani (@RobDamiani) August 20, 2018
Just... send them to us?
EVERYONE ON THIS STUPID PLANE IS SO UNGRATEFUL, ACCEPT MY CONTENT NOW pic.twitter.com/K6BlZ68clK— BLEACH BOY VEVO (@awsten) August 18, 2018
Boston Manor's Henry Cox hits us with a whole lot of real talk.
Yo for the 1 millionth time stop glamourising depression. Mental health issues aren’t fashion accessories.— Henry Cox (@demgreens) August 18, 2018
Stand Atlantic's Bonnie Fraser, ladies and gents
Sry if this is inappropriate but i was just rubbing avocado off my shirt and accidently made my nipple hard— The usual aplomb (@BonAtlantic) August 21, 2018
If Pistol was our cat, we'd miss her too.
ɪ ᴍɪss ᴍʏ ᴄᴀᴛ— maxx danziger ⧖ (@MaxxSIO) August 22, 2018
Chrissy Costanza- so so wise.
It’s a courageous thing to be kind to someone you disagree with.— Chrissy Costanza (@ChrissyCostanza) August 9, 2018
This is a strong opinion.
“Hmm...how can I ruin this?” -Inventor of putting an egg on a hamburger.— Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes) August 21, 2018
Probably Love Actually
What’s your favorite movie about buying a zoo?— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ ️ (@markhoppus) August 17, 2018
And in that moment, weren't we truly all Alex Gaskarth?
Let me shamelessly promote my shit in peace.— Alexander William (@AlexAllTimeLow) August 22, 2018
ROAM's Alex Adam is a big boy.
A huge spider just ran out from under my toilet.— Alex Adam (@alexjamesadam) August 21, 2018
There is piss EVERYWHERE.