New year, same brilliance.
First, some lovely frustration.
Want to REALLY test your limits and push yourself mentally and physically to the edge?— Ben Bruce (@benjaminbruce) January 4, 2018
Build IKEA furniture.
That’ll do it.
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS EXCHANGE OMG
Watching the Rock wait to get on his private jet to China on ig has me feeling the same way I did when I was a little kid watching the junior high kids wait to get on their bus... ✌���� thanks for the inspiration @TheRock I’m gonna be like you one day.— pw (@petewentz) January 2, 2018
Haha thanks, but I wanna be like you you rockstar. ������ Congrats on the baby news brother https://t.co/PH9J4sdXaE— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) January 2, 2018
Would watch. @netflix, you listening?
[me pitching a black mirror episode] OK SO NEAR DISTANT FUTURE, NOBODY HAS SKIN ANYMORE, WE ALL TRADED IT FOR EMOJICOINS AND BATTERY JUICE AND— BLONDE JOVI (@awsten) December 31, 2017
[starbucks employee] SIR JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND PULL AROUND, YOU'RE BACKING UP THE WHOLE PARKING LOT PLEASE WE HAVE FAMILIES
We relate to this DEEPLY *sips 17th coffee of the day regardless*
Couldn’t decide whether my headache is from too little or too much caffeine. After having an additional coffee to check I can confirm it was from too much.— benjamin **** langford-biss (@benasitis) January 3, 2018
Awkward train journeys are the best train journeys.
On a train to Edinburgh. Not even 20 mins out of London and my large coffee basically attacked the old lady sitting opposite me. Drenching her, her bag and her Kindle. Happy new year.— Mike Duce (@MikeDuce) December 30, 2017
This could be absolutely any of us.
"I played a Chiodos song for my 8th grade talent show...by myself." - anonymous— Ryan Scott Graham (@RyanScottGraham) December 30, 2017
And finally, some words of encourage to set you up for 2018. Take your pick of this:
The revolution is waiting on you.— John O'Callaghan (@johnmaine) January 3, 2018
If you ever feel bad about what you’re doing with your life, go and look at a field of sheep. What the fuck are they doing? A lot less than you, that’s what.— Alex Adam (@alexjamesadam) January 2, 2018