These Are The Best Tweets Of The Week

Jack Rogers 1 September 2017 at 15.17

Another busy week of Internet based hijinks.

First, proof that you can do anything online.

Me and my girlfriend got dog Tinder and now we go on dates with stranger's dogs but at our house and for multiple days
— Mike Duce (@MikeDuce) August 29, 2017

And here's the date.

A photograph of me in gym gear on two different modes of public transport with a stranger's dog I borrowed via the internet x pic.twitter.com/uLBLTvJVST
— Mike Duce (@MikeDuce) August 30, 2017

*gulps*

"I'm a hugger"

Oh cool dude I'm a puncher
— SLiME DADDY (@FRONZ1LLA) August 31, 2017

There are two ways to live life. This way...

Don't complicate the simple things.
— John O'Callaghan (@johnmaine) August 28, 2017

Or this way...

BE CREATIVE OR GO BUY TOO MUCH KIDS CEREAL, DO ONE OR BOTH
— WATERPARKS (@waterparks) September 1, 2017

This epic tale took place that started...

My dog is currently stood in the pitch black in my garden staring up at a pear tree waiting for pears to fall.
— Alex Adam (@alexjamesadam) August 25, 2017

Then went on...

pic.twitter.com/HEL0bNBceL
— Alex Adam (@alexjamesadam) August 25, 2017

And on...

I MUST RETRIEVE THE DARK MATTER FROM WITHIN THE FALLEN PEARS pic.twitter.com/19T76hN4EM
— Alex Adam (@alexjamesadam) August 25, 2017

Aaaaaaand on.

Day 3: He's still there. pic.twitter.com/rBoRFIknVa
— Alex Adam (@alexjamesadam) August 27, 2017

A big decision.

One of my piercings closed up. Do I get drunk at 7:30am and repierce it myself?
— Chrissy Costanza (@ChrissyCostanza) September 1, 2017

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I genuinely love that season out here when stores begin selling Halloween decorations in 90 degree weather #sinceretweet
— lord of light beer (@petewentz) August 30, 2017

Hey Apple, start taking notes.

If I was an apple product, I would be iHammered
— Jack Barakat (@JackAllTimeLow) August 25, 2017

And finally, pure style.

My essential 3 stage step by step guide to prepare for a show @officialrandl. Step 1: in ears, step 2: SC hat, step 3: beer (waheyyyy lads) pic.twitter.com/gwoMkPdVSU
— Rob Damiani (@RobDamiani) August 30, 2017