PVRIS were interviewed by a handful of their fans for this month's issue of Rock Sound, and the results were equal parts weird and hilarious.
Here's a taste of what went down...
PHIL: IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO TATTOO EACH OTHER, WHAT DESIGN WOULD YOU DO? Alex: “Me and Brian have matching tattoos in his handwriting. It’s pretty funny.” Rock Sound: “Can we see your tattoo?” Brian: “I would show you mine… but I really can’t. It says ‘Danke’, which means thank you in German.” Lynn: “It looks like the Rugrats font.” Alex: “I would tattoo Brian, maybe with someone’s face. And I’d let Lynn tattoo Brian’s face on me.” Lynn: “It would come out horrible.” Brian: “I would tattoo Lynn and I would write something like, ‘I love Brian so much.’”
AMEERAH: IF YOU COULD GET RID OF ONE PERSON ON EARTH, WHO WOULD IT BE AND HOW WOULD YOU DO IT? Lynn: “Donald Trump!” Alex: “Can I also say Donald Trump?” Rock Sound: “How would you do it?” Brian: “I don’t think you want to hear how I’d do it!” Alex: “I’d fire a laser down from space and just evaporate him.” Lynn: “This is going to sound really fucked up… I would make a giant firework and tape him to the outside of it. It would go up to space, and when it exploded it would spell something out, I’m not sure what it’d say.” Alex: “We’re saved?” Brian: “Freedom… I don’t want anyone to get hurt.” Lynn: “I don’t know if I want him to die, but I’d want him to orbit space and be like a meteor for the rest of his life. Just like, ‘I can’t fucking do anything.’” Brian: “That’s how I would do it.” Lynn: “Aliens being out there like, ‘Hey! Fuck you, man!’” Alex: “Then he’d come back with an entire alien army…” Brian: “Well, that’s on you guys.”
GEMMA: IF YOU HAD TO LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AS ONE ANIMAL, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Alex: “A dog!” Brian: “A dog, yeah. A corgi!” Alex: “I’d be a shiba inu.” Brian: “I’d totally be a corgi, just waddling around everywhere.” Lynn: “I’d be a cat.” Brian: “Like a majestic, long-haired cat? I would be the Queen’s corgi.” Lynn: “I’d be an outdoor cat, like my cat at home. He won’t come home for four days, then he’ll appear and it’s like, ‘There you are!’ He eats food and then leaves again.”
Read the full, hilarious interview in this month's Rock Sound, available to order worldwide and read on your phone!