14 Of Mark Hoppus’ Greatest Tweets

It's Mark Hoppus' birthday today, and we're celebrating by looking back on some of the best Tweets he's ever shared with the world.

He says what we're all thinking.

For lent, I'm giving up.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) February 18, 2015

If there's anything we learned, it's not to mess with the Hoppus - because he'll hit you where it hurts.

I will take your phone and go on your Instagram and like photos of your ex from three years ago.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) April 26, 2015

He's always asking the questions literally nobody wants to know the answer to.

HOW DOES CHEWBACCA KNOW WHERE TO STOP SHAVING HIS PUBIC HAIR?!

— dadpool (@markhoppus) December 31, 2013

And he might get older...

Current dad level: yelling at my son and his friends to not run by the pool.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) June 4, 2015

...but he's still got it... 

ten minutes into blink-182 and chill and he gives you this look. pic.twitter.com/AY8grn0HV7

— dadpool (@markhoppus) December 12, 2015

...and he damn well knows it. 

I realize that today is Valentine's Day. Nonetheless, I am on my way to steal your man.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) February 14, 2014

In fact, he might just be the king of sass.

Pssh. Please. I INVENTED bitchy resting face.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) October 16, 2014

Mark is also very inventive. 

new band idea: 22 pilots.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) October 30, 2015

...or he just makes it seem like he is. 

Serious? MCR already did that? Stuff like this is why I had to break that band up in the first place.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) April 21, 2015

This is not the first time he broke up a band, and it probably won't be the last time.

sucks that zayn quit one direction. it was my fault, and i'm sorry.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) March 25, 2015

Like everyone else, Mark likes to tease his friends.

the last member of all time low to respond to this tweet with "not it" gets their phone number posted here. go.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) February 18, 2015

But he also addresses more serious issues.

If we allow a female to become president, what's next? Female doctors? Female race car drivers? Female mothers?! Female women?!

— dadpool (@markhoppus) May 16, 2015

He has an opinion on everything. 

Panic! at the Disco didn't have to use swears in that one song. They could've just as easily said "gosh darn door" but no, they're garbage.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) June 22, 2014

And knows how to make the internet lose its mind.

Had a dream last night that MCR and P!ATD formed a supergroup that laughed maniacally as the internet melted beneath them.

— dadpool (@markhoppus) February 17, 2014

Happy birthday, Mark!