Bring Me The Horizon Vocalist Gives Agony Uncle Advice

Bring Me The Horizon vocalist Oli Sykes is the new Rock Sound Agony Uncle, it's a tough job!

Posted Wednesday, 24 March 2010 in

As you may already know Bring Me The Horizon vocalist Oli Sykes is Rock Sound's new Agony Uncle!

What kind of questions is he being asked and what kind of advice is he giving out we hear you wonder, well, erm, check out some of his work below:

Oli, our mate says that he walks to the side because one of his balls is bigger and heavier than the other one. Is this true? We think he's lying to make out that he's big down there...
Amy & Dannii

"That is re-donk-ulous," Sykes replied. "He’s not going to make any girls moist by letting them know he’s got one massive bollock. That doesn’t sound right. He’s either a nutcase or has a tumour. I suggest medical help for both."

We wish we were making this stuff up, to read more of the wise sage's words check out Issue 134 of Rock Sound, out March 31. Bring Me The Horizon are currently recording their third album.