Motion City Soundtrack Tour Diary: Part Two

Justin Pierre touches down in London and does all sort of London-y things, like going to 'castles' and stuff...

Posted Friday, 26 March 2010 by Ben Patashnik in

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LONDON! Land of Sun & Fun! Ho, what's that? A castle, of course [Note from RS Historical Architecture Ed: Dude, that's not a castle].

This very castle was the birthplace of Sir Orlando Bloom. He's British, right? Our adventure starts here. After several days without food or water, the Others overtake the beach and Jack and Sawyer must protect everyone from Loche's batshit crazy antics. Oh wait, that's something else. Anyhow… London is kick ass. See Big Ben in all his glory.

Not many people know this, but Biggie Biggie Benkins was a "no hard feelings" gift from Dame Judi Dench to her main squeeze at the time after their relationship fizzled and went kaputz. Hint: his last name was Churchill. The boat that now floats in an aqua green moat around the Hilton in Westminsterspinstifleskinsky Square was once worn as a hat by the entire 1985 cast of Cocoon.

And last but not least, London Bridge.

This is living proof that the song children of all ages sing all over the world is total bullshit. That bridge isn't going anywhere. These colors do not run = England's Anthem. I hope this has been educational and/or confusing. Check in daily for further adventures of the luckiest bastards you ever saw. Kisses.

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