All I Want For Christmas: Rhys, Goldie Lookin’ Chain

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Posted Friday, 3 December 2010 by Rock Sound in

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Dear Santa,

Thanks for all the wonderful gifts last year. I loved the MP3 Guitar and the Sex Amplifier.

I can't believe it's been a whole twelve months since I last left out a mince pie and a glass of sherry for you. I know you wanted something stronger but my mum was around and you know what mums are like.

This year I was going to ask for something nice like World Peace or for all the students to go to University for free but I thought there are a few things that I need for myself.

So this year, please Santa, can you bring me:

1. A gun - preferably a rifle with a telescopic sight
2. Commando on DVD
3. The Al Bowlly Story 1928-1941 by Al Bowlly on CD
4. A Gordon Gartrell shirt
5. The Complete Works of D. H. Lawrence
6. A set of Five Stars made by Honma (golf clubs)
7. 3D sunglasses
8. A reach around.

Thanks Santa and I promise i will be good and stop throwing all my rubbish into old Mrs. Wiggins’ garden. (Even if she is going into a home soon.)

Lots of love Rhys from GLC.

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