All I Want For Christmas: Matt Bigland, Dinosaur Pile-Up

Santa, get the man some drums, he'll sound crap on the Rock Sound Exposure Tour without them!

Posted Saturday, 4 December 2010 by Rock Sound in

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Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas this year is a new drum kit. I know that's a lot but I've completely kicked the crap out of mine, it's sounding as close to a whoopie-cushion as it possibly could without turning in to a fart!

I've been a really really good boy this year, and let's face it – you’re not exactly strapped for cash. OH, and, I broke all my cymbals too, I promise! And I don't have any sticks left, they're all broken... So... If you could throw some of them in that'd be sweet. I swear it's the truth. If there's any spare freebies knocking around I'd sure love a little extra... You know - Just something small... A scale wax model of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2 costume... Whatever, I'm not fussy... An adamantium skeleton... Ooh! The gift of un-defeat-able strength!... And a skateboard. And the skill to ride it. Really well.

Thanks big guy. I've got your address.

Love, Matt.

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